AndREw&joyce: September 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

What a coincidence‏

A chicken farmer goes to a local bar, sits next to a woman and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too.""What a coincidence," the farmer says. "This is a special day for me so I ' m celebrating.
This is a special day for me too, I ' m also celebrating." says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the farmer as they clink glasses, then asks,
"What are you celebrating?""
My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I ' m pregnant."
"What a coincidence," says the man, "I ' m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they ' re finally laying eggs.""That ' s great!" says the woman,
"How did your chickens become fertile?
""I used a different cock," he replies.
The woman smiles and says, "Oh, what a coincidence!"